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[Alice is Dead - Ep 2]

CLAM SHAM!

The secret is called "Clam Sham," Oyster*****. I know that doesn't make any sense, but hey, I found it out myself and I'm not going to spoil it!

Great game, seems like a old horror setting, but it's still not. That's awesome..
I mean it's scary but it's not scary. Aahhh, play and you'll know what I mean.

[Just a Bunny]

No Way...

I am disappointed ._.

[The Company of Myself]

Braid..?

I don't know why, but "Braid" is written all over it.. Not literally, of course, but so much in this game reminds me of Braid! Awesome :)

[Newgrounds Rumble]

Screw Convict!

I remember playing this game way back, but never completeing it..
So I figured I'd try that now. IMPOSSIBLE. Dammit, that last fight with Convict is just so screwed up.. No platforms to step on to get away, and no possible way of actually beating the round. I managed to kill two of them, but then that S'Big'Asshole chops my head right off. I mean, trapped in a corner until some power-up spawns, then when they run for it I have like 1 second to jump up and maybe hit one of them like 10hp... And I figured that I can only attack one enemy at the time, so when I hit one guy those other two hit me then everyone hit me and soon I'm dead.. WHY? Stupid Convict..

NegativeONE responds:

To teach you to be good at the game. Not just to button mash :P You wanna be mostly aerial in that match. That way you can separate one of them from the flock at a time and chip away.

[Super PSTW Action RPG]

!!OMGWTFBBQSCE!!

BEST.
GAME.
EVER.

But where did the Princess go?
I thought the meaning of this game was to save the Princess.. :P

[Spewer]

poop.

really.
:)

[Da Pink Knight]

poop.

GOD I HATE THIS GAME!!!
I usally laugh at hard games, but this is stupid. Three times the boss' health was so low I swear one hit would kill it, but he does these crazy moves all the times, making it impossible for me to attack, then I get Dizzy and he heals like hella lot and then it all goes over and over and over again. Until i die. Stupid.

MindChamber responds:

he can't really heal he just repairs the robot, if you attack the guy inside, his energy never heals.

dont worry it will be pussified for you soon enough.

[Deliver That Fulp]

Riiight.. What the heck?

At first it seemed like a REALLY bad idea, but it turned out to be cool when I figured it out. Kinda funny to not blindfold Tom and watch that green stuff go all over the place. "Push" was cool.. but hey, I couldn't finish the thing, when I tried to "Deliver" or "Pull", he's head just fell off or something.. Anyways, cool reconstruction xD

[Karoshi:Suicide Salaryman]

Woah..

The pixel graphics were a little.. ye, bad..
Awesome puzzle gameplay, tho. Challenging and quite fun, eaven tho I was stuck for a ling time on some of the levels, I finished it proudly. The music was as annoying as the game, and fit superbly. Great game!

[Maplestory -Treasure Hunt]

YAY!

The best MaplyStory Flash game Ever!!!
Great graphics, skills are just like in Maple, but no sound.. And dude, no one is going to figure out of the cheat code, ''Laets' old guild'' is not helping at all..
And I would luv to try the cheats :P
And it need more variations, for a sequel, make the characters customable, and add like all 4 jobs.. Would be perfect :D

Btw, why does the big boss like thingy regain HP all the time? It was on zero like 10 times, and it regained.. stupid :P

And u play Global or what?

Great game, man!

Montycarlo responds:

Thanks for your review,
The cheat hint would only help to those who knew her or was in the guild. I know it would be hard to remember since it was almost two years ago for anyone that was actually IN the guild, but it's just a little reminder to anyone that was in the guild if they happen to play it and guess what password correctly.

As for the sequal, I'll be working on fully cuztomizable characters, 'make your own job' and easy input for new maps/monsters/items. It's going to take a while, but i've got most of the hard stuff already done from previous attempts at other things.

The boss regains health if you stand too far away from it. if you walk up to it so your character is touching it, or closer to the xy point, it will not heal and focus on attacking.

I play Global In Bera.